Swords -vs- Umbrellas

Just realized we have more swords than umbrellas in our umbrella bucket.  

I count five swords, one dagger and only two umbrellas.

I should also point out that of the two umbrellas, only one is functional, whereas all the swords are ready to go!

I'm not exactly sure what this means about my family (or my parenting skills) but I'm pretty sure these swords simply cannot be good news for the rain.

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